When the Boys Meet the Girls (trailer, 1965)

Wow, they're really tuned in! Oh man! Oh, that Connie Francis! They're cold! I got a ton of reading fun! Prezvel! Buffalo Bill never saw anything like this! It's Herman's Hermit! Everybody's got to win a heart!

It's got to let somebody sometimes bring you to! I hope you'll never fall! It's a swinging stampede of stars, belting out those new sounds and way out beats. Sam the sham and the pharaoh. M'Mangay, m'amay, m'amay, m'amay, m'amay, m'amay, m'amay.

Oh, it's Liberace. Bluey Armstrong. Here, let's get the mud off. Hey, I think you're drowning over. Hey, you know what?

I think he's a she. Come away! When the boys meet the girls, it's wild with tricks and kicks. Treat me up! It's spiced with hips and lips. It's franting with swingin' action, love action, laugh action.

I just had my nose fixed. What was wrong? Who did the job? Rocky Martha. And action. Action. That's for records. Features the tragic comic millidermerer of Waldo Jeffress.

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