Alka-Seltzer (commercial, 1950s)

You country cars, you country cars. Matter what shape your stomach's in? If your stomach's in, when it gets out of shape, take Alka-Celtzer.

Alka-Celtzer relieves the flutters, the nervous feeling. Relieves heart burns, leaves the stuffy feelings, and relieves a headache better than any other antacid, better than anything you can get without a prescription. Alka-seltzer on any stomach.

When hay fever pollen invade your sinuses, brings runny nose, watery eyes, take Dristan. Dristan's like sending your sinuses to Arizona. Yes, Dristan's like your sinuses to Arizona. That is, Dristan helps you breathe free and easy, as if you were far away from pollen or allergy irritation.

Yes, Driss stands like sending your sinuses to Arizona. Helps dry, runny nose, itchy, watery eyes. You see, Driss stand tablet shrinks, swollen, congested nasal and sinus passages, which cause runny nose and watery eyes. So you breathe free and easy fast.

So when pollen invades your sinuses, causing hay fever miseries, don't wish you could be in sunny dry Arizona. Just remember, Dristan's like sending your sinuses to Arizona, yet Dristan decongestant tablets. It's quite worthwhile to go just a little bit out of their way, to get certified lead-free amicable gasoline.

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