Zacherley (radio spot, 1967)

Oh yes, oh yes, it's me, Zach, here, back at 36.54 Main Street in Flushing, in front of old Adam Trens, who has asked me to come out here to see his new thing. The largest collection of pants and queens. That's it? I've come all the way out here to this semi-neighborhood to stare at piles of pants. Well, he's right, he's got more pants than anywhere else in

queens. Through the window, they appear to be warm, crushed, bell, cuffed, zippered, striped button, the high-rise, etc. down in the basement in Waterbug Country, more pants and reserve. And of course he has the latest styles and everything else to wear like neckties and so on.

Ooh, lovely customer coming out now. Hello there my dear. Those new Adam Trent pants look lovely on you. Have some candy? Dropped it, dropped it. I'll pick it up my dear. Ooh, ooh, ooh. I suddenly feel very religious my dear. My Adam Trent pants have been rent asunder.

Would you care to walk me down to the cemetery?