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The transcript of “Weekend at Bernie's (trailer, 1989)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1989. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I'm covered a $2 million era. We're gonna be heroes. We're going up the corporate ladder. It appears as if somebody's trying to defraud the company. Somebody tried to smoke it past the wrong guy. Very, very good work.
How would you two might become to my house at the beach? What? Oh, no. For Larry and Richard. How are you? Hey! This is a place to die for. You have to kill them, Vito.
A little rusty. But it'll come back to me. Watch who we should we just walk in? But what they don't realize... No, stand out here all weekend. Come on, we're out again. Is while they're checking in...
We got the axe in with the two guys. The Carol Lomax. Bernie Lomax will be checking out. Oh my God. What kind of a host invited to his house for the weekend and dies on?
I don't know. Lomax told whoever he's talking to not to kill us if he's around, right? Yeah, but Lomax is dead. He's not around anybody anymore. I know that. You know that. Nobody else knows that.
Ah! Oh! Where's my... I'm scared of you. I'm scared of you. Let's go. Uh oh. Where is my... I can't go. I can't go. Really? I'm burning. I'm burning. I'm burning just like last week, huh?
Oh, I'm burning. You animal. You are safe shi-bo. Doesn't anyone realize he's dead? Well, the boat! I don't know. On the boat? Oh, my... Until your low max is alive, maybe Paulie is rustier than we thought.
Oh, Bernie, you're starting to peel. I'm gonna get you out of the sun, huh? It's hot! Yeah? Ha! Oh! Set the killer! How do I know that you should I stop when I ask you?
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