Tomorrow by Midnight (trailer)

Well, teachers, whatever happened to the old values. This isn't gonna take all night, right? Well, with, uh, seven minutes left of closing, I don't think that'll be a problem. I'm sorry, but I can't run.

What? It's after midnight. We're closed. What will you do if I just say, blow your f***ing head off? What are you doing, man? We put the gun down, I'm not impressed. You seem falling down one too many times.

You say no videos can leave the store after midnight? Well, watch them here. I don't want to. Watch a video! Our video store has been taken hostage! Times are busy at the moment, please hold.

Or is all... What?! That's a fake man? Oh, you fucking bastard! We all gonna not. Does anyone mind that we might be breaking the law at the moment? No! They just met. It is the porno section.

Hello! The video store that I work at has been hyped up! I've threatened someone's life and they call the cops. I'm even nervous on people. Okay, just think of them as the cop and reservoir doves.

Enough with the movie references! What do you want from me?! LAPD, detecting copies of Independence Day everywhere. I saw that. Some awesome explosions. What?! You take it over a plot thruster! They do have a bigger selection.

Playtime is over! Let's get out of here! Get out of here! Don't! There's a hostie! Give me the doctor! Don't worry, Karen. Two months will shout in the stomach and heal the flowers. You're gonna try to turn this all around, you're gonna try to make it all my fault.

What are you, Command? We wanna watch a movie. You think it's drugs? Yeah! You're the ones who push me into this. This is just all about your inability to get laid. Awesome! God! Am I even stuck killing off each other?