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Death Race 2000, David Carradine, Simone Griffiths, she's young, he's crazy. There's nothing they won't do at 200 miles an hour. Hold on. Death Race 2000, God help anyone who gets in their way. Death Race, a cross country road wreck, rated R under 17, not admitted without parrot.
This is the proof. This is Rifley's. Believe it or not. A witch doctor in Angola, Africa, who wants to resign his profession, must attain an entirely new identity by wearing a mask day and night for a whole year.
Believe it or not. In a moment, I'll tell you the weird story of a man who staged his own execution. Some men have been known to do strange things in the face of death, and Giuseppe Caracci certainly was one of them. Giuseppe was an Italian sculptor who was sentenced to death in Paris for attempting
to murder Napoleon. He persuaded authorities to permit him to travel to the guillotine in the purple robes of a Roman emperor, and he rode in a golden coach which he designed especially for his own execution. Believe it or not.
And even if not Edward Meyer coming up soon here, he had about, what, four minutes? In about four minutes, yeah. So this was kind of interesting. Here's another story from the sixth annual Ripley's Believe It or Not.
This edition is called Seeing is Believing. $30 basically. Our cover coffee table. Our cover coffee table. $30 retail. You can go get it at any local bookstore or you can win one tonight from us or win one of three copies next week on Halloween.
Go to Ripley's Believe or Not website too. We'll give the link during the interview. But here's a story that says South African Paseka Hasewalyu thought that the dead should have a different view below ground.
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