Frankenstein (radio spot, 1931)

Who is that man? Let me tell the church! Prepare your best medicine, Doctor Man! For you will be sick at heart! You shouldn't even exist! You are kidding me. Trust me. It's Christmas! Whatever that thing is, it needs you.

And whatever it needs you for, it's not good! Now come on! Yeah! Surely we're suffer! So suffer! This planet shall be scarred! Keep your dog in top of this and get your pet from sweet new fruits and feed them sturdy.

Make them sturdy. Happy, friendly, happy, furry. Any dog can be a winner if he is so sturdy. Then if he is sturdy, beat them sturdy. That's what I can tell I'm sturdy. And if your dog who's tasted it, it's a doggy with a bit more.

You're starting dinner, dog, and we're waiting for you. El Oscorato, the loquacious limousine, and in top form. Sure. Well, then you must have an auto-light starting motor, generator, battery, coil distributor, and a set of auto-light spark plugs.

Plus all the other important parts that go to make up the complete auto-light electrical system used as original equipment on many leading makes of our finest cars, trucks, and factors.