Jeff Altman (commercial/TV)

We have any Jeopardy fans here? Watch Jeopardy, are you any good at it? I can watch the show for two months, not in a one-gondamn answer. The show just moves too fast for me. I don't know what it is, but, you know, because Alex Trebek has always got that little tie in the code, and he's a very cute, you know, so long, so long, so long, you know.

He's got those little cue cards under his desk there. You know, they're cue cards. He's got cue cards. He does not know all those answers like he pretends to. He's got cue cards under the table to help him.

him. He loves it when somebody screws up makes him look smart. No, Bob. I'm sorry the capital of Yemen is... Sonai. Chair, because he's got the cards, you take away the cards. He's blank as a fart. These chuck willery without the cards. And I always have those ugly, horrible, terrible body function commercials on that Wheel of Fortune jeopardy hour, you know, you know the commercials I'm

about. Yes, X-Lax works gently during the night, really you quickly in the morning. Now you know everybody over 40 is going. Yeah, but I want to know what time in the morning. Because you don't want to be asleep when this stuff blasts you off. This product, this product works. You know because you'll have to sell your bed and your home.

We have a nice little four bedroom I wouldn't go in there just now because over here in our den area, you'll see we have a good one. So this commercial too. Guy's on his way to work, all of a sudden he stops and turns to the camera.