Alf Toy (commercial, 1980s)

And now it's his turn. It all started back when I was a kid on Mel Mac. And my name was Gordon. Gordon Shumway. Actually, I prefer Al. It's new storytelling, Al. He's saying on Mel Mac, no Tabby Burger.

And he sings and moves. He tells stories and even not that joke with lots of a priori's cassette to choose from. I'll tell you, kiddo, I'm just having too much fun. Ha! Storytelling, Al. Extra cassette sold separately.

Batteries not included. I'm not going to rely on conducting experiments or words, shaking that you... Well, you really should go to bed now and come back tomorrow, actually. I shall be breeding my giant amoeba or amoeba as we call them.

The slobbers amoebas, that's the actual Latin term. Never been done before. Tomorrow night here. Now, of course, if you must watch, I suppose we better get on with it. I'll explain it better tomorrow. Alright, gasport, let's go here.

on San Francisco.