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Dirty Dan's Women (trailer)

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File the willing women who know what they want and do anything to get it. And I'm pregnant. But I'll be a son of a bitch. Dirty Dan's women. Erupts in a frenzied lustful revenge. Do you hear me? I'm kidding! I'm gonna go or die!

I'll kill the fuck up! What are you gonna do? I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'll do something. Whatever it is, I'll do it with him. Black leader. That's right, Dan. I may be a nigger.

This is the Lord's house, and no man, black or white, is going to defame it. Oh, you two. Jesus, Carol, three times the night's enough for any human being.

Now, please go back to sleep. No, I'm not sleepy. I've got a plan. Carol, go play in the shower, and I'll have to get some sleep. The gladness tries over. Get killed her. He might as well cut her wrist himself, and...

I'm in Jesse yet and then he's gonna pay for it. You honk is crazy, you know that? What? You heard me man, I said you honk is crazy. What do you mean by that Jim?

I mean, we shoot him or we cut him. But a snake? Shit. I'd like to know what this is all about. In the first place, I don't like being interrupted when I'm talking to someone.

In the second place is my day off and I've got no time to fool around with you. In the third place, I just throw on two homicides in my lap. Two weeks ago, or maybe you've forgotten, Your sister-in-law was killed by some imported snake and nobody wanted to say anything about that.

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