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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1993 · 1 min · 119 words
The transcript of “Addams Family Values (trailer, 1993)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1993. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Nurse, how close to the contractures? Every 15 seconds, Doctor. Are you in unbearable pain? My darling is a torture. Who are you? Who are you? Forceps! Forceps! Right, nurse! Father, what is it? It's an Adams.
He has my father's eyes. Gomez, take those out of his mouth. He's an adorable little baby. Fine. Rub it in. Children, why do you hate the baby? We don't hate him. We just want to play with him. Especially his head.
You'll meet someone, someone very special. Someone who won't press charges. Listen, he and Lady Killer. Equitted. Women must follow you everywhere. Store detectives. And the store flew down from heaven and turned into a baby.
Our parents had sex.
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