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You're Bob and Caliban, right? Right. Okay, thanks, yeah. I don't think we've met him hell. What's Bob with the agency? We're on, are we, Tony? Hi there, how are you? I'm fine. Bob, you have copy in there?

Yes, I've got the copy right here. Okay, that's the crest tag you have, isn't it? I don't want something left over from some other dumb session. Okay, Bob, this is just the mandatory, you know.

Why don't we just, one one down for time and level, okay? Okay, you want to put it down? Well, I saved the tape, okay? I don't get any better. Okay, Bob. One rehearsal, just one rehearsal, humor me.

Okay. Mm-hmm. Crest has been shown to be an effective decay preventing a benefit when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care. Super, Bob. Levels good, Bob, your time is not bad.

You got six seconds for this. You're over by a tenth of a second, just bring it back a tick. Right. With the reading okay, how a little vanilla for me, okay? Okay. This. Why don't I just light a match to it, Bob?

That's all right. I didn't get that help. Warm it up a little? Oh, yeah. Okay, right. Okay. Why don't we put one now when they get lucky rolling on one? Crest has been shown to be an effective decay preventive dentifers when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care.

Okay, Bob, your time is a hair under? How was the reading, Hal? Didn't blow my skirt up. Why don't you add some chicken fat? What's that? Little schmaltz. Mother, Krest has been shown to be an effective decay for granted Santa Claus when used in a contentuously applied program of all hygiene and regular professional care with a name like Krest,

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