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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 23, 2026 · 47 min · 4,031 words
The transcript of “Roamin' Red Dogs (concert promo)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts first broadcast October 23, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Who won't be complete? The Red Dogs. Their name and their music are one of a kind. Remember that name?
Do you miss him? Another mid-con of production by 22, Lawrence Cancer. Once there was a glamorous movie star, who did the most marvelous things. A little girl named Shirley Temple. She had a pony to play with.
Drove her own car. She was so beautiful, idealist-made doll that looks just like her, a Shirley Temple doll. Same dimples, same golden curls you can really shampoo. And when you kiss her, her skin feels almost real.
Your Shirley Temple doll comes all dressed up and just loves to have tea parties with her very own Shirley Temple tea set. Wouldn't you like to have a Shirley Temple doll? You can. She's waiting for you at your favorite toy store, along with the Shirley Temple T-Scent, with Shirley Temple's picture or monogram on every piece.
Wow, how deep duty everybody! And here's Bob Smith! Well, thanks, Houty. And I want everybody to meet a real good friend of ours, Colgate Dental Cream. And brushing your teeth right after eating with Colgate Dental Cream stops toot the K-Best.
better than any other whole method of oral hygiene. Say, do you want to see a movie, Hottie? It's about a happy tooth. And there he is, Hottie, walking down the road. And here's that bad Mr. D.K. sneaking out from behind a tree.
Uh-oh. Oh, Mr. Smith, he's trying to catch our happy tooth. Run, happy tooth, run! Don't let the K catch ya. A fork in the road. Which way will he go? Oh, he took the co-gate, Gway, Mr. Smith.
Hey, Clay, Mr. Smith, hooray for a happy tilt. And Mr. DK is stopped by Colgate. Wham, Colgate lowers the boom on DK. Go short teeth with Colgate. Colgate, dental cream, they clean your breath. What a toothpaste.
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