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What's Jim Rex? Would you believe a movie audience guide presented as a public service by this theater's management to help you select your motion picture entertainment? Well, that's what it is. And we urge you to learn these rating symbols.
And use them as a guide for you and your family. G means suggested for general audiences, all ages. M. Suggested for mature audiences, parental discretion advised. R. Restricted. Persons under 16 not admitted unless accompanied by parent or adult guardian.
X, persons under 18 will not be admitted. This seal in advertising indicates that the film was approved under the motion picture code of self-regulation. For centuries, Atlantis, the lost continent, rises in mythological magnificent. Make a mess.
Meet Serena, conceived and spawned in a world beneath the waves. Mermaid Majesty, drifting through dreamy depths. Fire in her eyes. Love on her lips. Desire in her heart. You mate.
It is your destiny to mate with an outsider, not to love him. Underwater warriors in a savage struggle for survival. I will not sacrifice myself. You will mate! You will mate!
Beyond dreams, beyond thought, beyond Atlantis, The astounding the imagination, ravishing the senses. The siren of the sea, rising through rapture serene. The float on waves of pleasure. The pearl, flashing with modern soldiers of science.
Atlantis must conquer or die. A primeval princess leads her people from a kingdom beneath the sea, through a blazing battleground above. Atlantis, rated PG, parental guidance suggested. I don't keep a cat or dog because they eat too much.
Little kids bought a pants off me, and when I got to a ball game, I root for the visitors. I never cried at a wedding or a funeral. I never sent a Christmas card, and I cheated my wife, if I had the time.
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