Ghoul View (commercial)

And now, friendly spirits, it's Ghoulview time. Brought to you by Ghoulview, the modern cemetery for the modern spirit. The only cemetery that dares to say, relocate. If you're cramped in your crypt, come to Ghoulview.

Need more, Roman, your tomb, come to us. If you hardly can stir in your old sepulcher. Make our new catacomb, your modern dream home, and if open, your coffin is stopping. And the crowds in those shrouds get you down.

Well, and why has it ate? It's time to relocate, and good you is the place for you. Yes, at Ruleview, you enjoy the new concept in internment. Choose from spacious ranch type tombs or split-level plans, or with room to expand in case your needs change.

And you'll love all the goofy extras. Our all-star entertainment party puts laughter in the hereafter. And our guests enjoy dependable switchboard service, if a medium calls. You'll never miss a message. Ha ha ha ha.

And of course you have flexibility. If you're away on an extended heart, you can even sublet. Isn't that exciting? So ask yourselves, do you keep finding thoughts with your boss? And you're really not hard on your plot?

And of each way you turn, there's somebody's end Where your troubles are through when you come to go you? Is there most of your old moths of yum? Have you outgrown your granite headstone? When it's time for a change, pack up your remains And who views the place for you?

You really dig it? Who views is the place for you?