Grindhouse Movie Trailers

Would you believe a movie audience guide presented as a public service by this theater's management to help you select your motion picture entertainment? Well, that's what it is. And we urge you to learn these rating symbols.

And use them as a guide for you and your family. G means suggested for general audiences, all ages. M. Suggested for mature audiences, parental discretion advised. R. Restricted. Persons under 16 not admitted unless accompanied by parent or adult guardian.

X, persons under 16, will not be admitted. This seal in advertising indicates that the film was approved under the motion picture code of self-regulation. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?

I'm the advertising man for a very funny new movie called The Hollywood Nights. Now, wait a minute, we got a problem with the coming attractions. Hey, come on, would you give me a break? I'm on your side.

The problem is they won't let me show you any of the good stuff. And believe me, it's really good. Like they won't let me show you what this Hollywood night peeping time with a Polaroid is taking pictures of.

And I definitely can't show you what the cheerleader in the middle forgot to wear. But believe me, it raised more than a few eyebrows. This Hollywood night just did something really humiliating. You are so ennest you up.

I am not enest you up. Can I show you what it was? No way! You'll just have to guess why the heavyweight in the Hornrimps is having an attack. Or whether Klopp is in the can and not on his feet.

Get back him up! No! What's really being barbecued in the burning bag? Or what the Hollywood Knights put in a punch to give it such a special dang? I've had this taste in my mouth before!