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I, Robot (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1979 · 124 words

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Dave Stoller. He was as normal as pumpkin pie. And now he's with it. But Dave's not crazy. He's never tired. He's never miserable. He's on the road to adulthood. When I was young, I was tired miserable.

You are numeral, Uno. King Pop. And he's decided to take a little detour at the age of 19. What are we going to do about it? I don't know, dear. We could always strangle him while he's asleep.

20th Century Fox presents Breaking Away, the story of four guys in imminent danger of turning 20. How you doing, guys? Well, we're a little disturbed by the developments in the Middle East, but who refused to give up immaturity without a fight. Smart move Shorty.

M-a-p-a-dee.

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