Major League II (trailer, 1994)

He's the pitch. Not the damn saga. Look out in the cheap seats. The funniest team in baseball is back for their best season ever. All the way! Ricky Wild Thing Vaughn. What was that last pitch you threw me?

Call him the eliminator. Jake Taylor. As a rookie in camp, I'm going to need your help with. What exactly is his problem? Roger Dorn. Marr Roger, take one for the team. Willie Mays Hayes. And he's out by an eyelash at third.

Boy, we never seem to get the close ones. Pedro Serrano. Surround will kill baseball. Making their debut this season, Jack Fartman. Kamikaze Tanaka. Room Baker. I bet you're wondering why they call me Rube. No, I got a pretty good idea how that happened.

And back in the booth, team announcer Harry Doyle. Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. they appear to be beating the crap out of each other. Major League 2, it's a swing, and I hit.