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Lucy, uh, let me borrow your shampoo. What a roommate. Can't you ever buy your own stuff? Well Lucy, I'm not exactly dressed at all the store right now. How convenient. I haven't shown it. I know it really works against your dandruff, but what about my gorgeous hair?

Your gorgeous hair will love it. You know, it is the best-selling shampoo in America. Best-selling dandruff shampoo you mean? Best-selling shampoo of any kind. Because it hates you, dandruff, but it also loves your hair.

How is it regularly? Well, smells OK. Some kind of ladder, too. Know what I think? You think you look adorable. Not just that, hon. I think your shamples did a terrific sexy number on my hair.

I love it. I'm glad. Now you could buy the head and shoulders. We're out. OK. You have all some money? Head and shoulders hates your dandruff, loves your hair. This shick styler works so fast you know what they call it, the speed styler.

And look what else it has, a concentrated for those tough to dry places. And it's fast! Three drying speeds for easier styling. And it's fast! Special brush for blow drawing. And it's fast plus styling miss for control.

And two combs for Fluffy Girl. Wow! Shick gives you the most to work with and it's so fast! Shick calls it the speed styler. Get one. Hi, for almost a decade, A.J. Obian Associates is been offering high yields, secured investments, and back money state collateral.

Now, by compounding, many proven investors are securing even higher returns through the A.J. Ob Reinvestment Program. Plan for the future with an investment that grows with the years. Remember, if you'll listen, A.J. Ob has something important to say.

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