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1970s Martial Arts Movie Trailers

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The new movie sensation that's stunning the world. The martial arts masterpiece. Sites and sounds like never before. Cheer the unwolier, who alone takes on the evil warlords of martial arts. See one incredible onslaught after the other.

Come prepared for the thrill of a lifetime. I want you to pay a visit to the Shengwoo School of Defense. Who do you want us to kill? Just you concentrate on the leaders. The others won't give us any trouble.

See acts of incredible savagery, incredibly deadly, unbelievably vicious. See the astonishing ritual of the fires, hailed before the forbidden ritual of the steel palm.

See mighty warriors attack each other with the most deadly weapons ever developed, their bare hands. The champion is in a deadly sport that turns brave men into killers.

Comes the lethal lady of Kung Fu. She's the crack karate queen who really drives man-man. Just watch her go into action for the big tail that whips you up and wipes you out.

Kung Fu, the unbreakable China doll who gives you the licking of your life. Rated R. Where am I best men in there? No, I'm asking you as a favor.

You're asking me to be the fourth. Get a couple tanks and blast it down. Forget it, man. I ain't going in there. It's a fortress. Well, fuckers don't know. It's top priority. So am I.

It's suicide. Hey! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You've been scheming from the tail. The dawn is a reasonable man. You must have made you an offer. Oh my god, man, no!

Ashes to ashes and dust now Who killed my father Who's pinky, but you wonder for a little mama? I? Ain't your mama Back though. She is good man. She is bad. What are you talking about Sydney? She went to the hip pocket What she's a fighter like us man. It's pop pop. She is bad. Who's she bad? Like to try something that's not again

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