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Cannonball Run (trailer)

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You blew you away! This is the story of an average guy and a beautiful girl. Hi. Don't tell me your name. I'll just call you a beauty. You must be a sensitive person. I bet you're a fan of rock and culents.

I'm trying to figure it out. And his best friend. I am Captain Chaos. Been a couple longs. And a family doctor. Come on right here. And how they all got out one day. In an ambulance from New York to California at 150 miles per hour.

California, here we come! But they aren't the only ones. Because this is the Cannonball Run. America's illegal brand free. And it doesn't matter how you get there. It's who gets there first. Kurt Reynolds is the defending champion on his team.

Vera Bossin. Are you one of those volleyballers? Cannonball. Don Wies. And Jackie Luck. And here comes the competition. Hurry up, you little one. Doom Mark. We happened to be in a race. Sammy Davis Jr.

You shorty. What'd you get all that jewelry? Pick a lift. Lift. Mel Tillis and Terry Bradshaw. That's all. Jackie Chang. And Roger Moore as himself. I'm Roger Moore. Roger Moore. All of them. Reckless. They're in kind of a hurry so he can just bless it a little bit.

Unsprupulous. Oh I got to bless her. I'm sorry Father. She's a Zen Buddhist. They go desperate characters. Fire! By land. Jesus Christ! I see. By air. They'll do anything. Drive anything. Say anything. Before I understand you.

When I called you, I was doing a hundred and forty miles an hour. And stop at nothing. Normally I drive right around the speed limit. We all make mistakes, Mr. 160 to win the Cannonball Run.

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