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The Phantom of the Opera (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1943 · 21 min · 1,146 words

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shattered, creamed and reamed, assuring to glory in their meme machine. Death Race 2000, David Carradine, Simone Griffiths, she's young, he's crazy. There's nothing they won't do at 200 miles an hour. Hold on, it's 2000.

God help anyone who gets in their way. Death Race, a cross country road wreck. Read it R, under 17, not admitted without parrot. You walk into a movie theater, you find a seat and make yourself comfortable.

Maybe you eat some popcorn or a candy bar. The lights dim, the movie begins. And within 60 seconds you are pinned to your scene. Two hours later the movie lets go of you. You walk out a little stunned from all the excitement, but with a sense that you have never been so entertained in all your life.

You can't wait to tell your friends about the experience. You have just seen the Exorcist. William Peter Black is the Exorcist, directed by William Friedkin from Warner Bros. Rated R under 17, not admitted without parent, the Exorcist.

This year's entertainment powerhouse. An entertainment in one superb show. Here is matchless story, suspenseful, terrifying, never so thrillingly presented.

Here in breathtaking Technicolor is superb spectacle and splendor and romance. Here is a chorus of a hundred voices, a ballet of a hundred dancers, a cast of a thousand, starring Nelson Eddy in his most vigorous performance, lovely Susanna Foster, and Claude Rains in the most coveted role of the year as the Phantom of the Opera.

A music! On stage is color, beauty and light,

but in the shadows lurks a monstrous evil. Come on, you must come with me. Terror haunts these dusty corridors. Murder waits its call in the dressing rooms, and on cue death makes his entrance.

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