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Frenzy of Blood (radio spot, 1974)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1974 · 2 min · 523 words

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This is Howard Scott on the scene for TV12. We're at the BUU. He had it where he's been reported the man has gone berserk while watching a double feature horror program. The police are trying to do the man now and if I hear they come.

Excuse me, Officer, I'm Howard Scott from TV12. What happened inside? Well, you got a 1040 stand from Guy's Dumber's Deck. You got a BUU to hit us though. Come down, old guy's Dumber's Deck. You got a BUU to hit us though.

Come down, old guy's Dumber's Deck. You got a BUU to hit us though. We talked about hitting the electric private train. It was a book of money. Hold 12, section 4, paragraph 26. What the code 12, section 4, paragraph 36.

Climb this guy down to be just fear, excuse me, I would. Now the explosion of bloody terror, blood's better to bride and I dismember mama. Ladies and gentlemen, a minute with America's fearless shock producer, packager of friends of your blood as he lays it on the line.

Why, your brutally frank package of films consisting of, I just remember mama and blood-spattered bride. Well, let's not get each other. You see it in the headlines every day. I finally had guts enough to put it on film.

Why were these two motion pictures put together? To act as a rude awakening and I open it, sir, after all people have a right to see and judge for themselves. I come on, I've seen these films and frankly, I think they're too violent, too raw, too brutal for the average person.

Haven't you even taken any precautions? No one under seventeen will be admitted unless they're probably accompanied by a parent or a dog guardian will be strictly enforcing the R rating and be passing out a little device to everyone attending our showing.

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