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Dr. Goldfoot & the Bikini Machine (trailer)

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This has been some price. I mean Dr. Goldfoot with plans to possess most of the money in the world. Frankie Avalon knows it. Dwayne Hickman finds out about it. Susan Hart is an innocent, innocent tool of the plan.

Hello, Charlie. Jack Maligny helped make the plan. And special guest to our friend Clark just doesn't believe it. You're nuts! Alright, follow me. These lush bikini babes are built, I mean, they, uh, produced to perform.

And they have the knack of doing what they're built to do. She walks. She talks. Come here, Tiger. She makes love. Did you miss me, precious? Sex has never been funnier. She isn't human. But she is gorgeous.

Mr. Armstrong, you married to a robot. Dr. Goldfoot is a dangerous man, but he does have his lighter moments. Alright. Sad-eye. Dr. Goldfoot.

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