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Retro TV Commercial (1980s)

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Hey, man, is that freedom rock? Yeah, man, well, turn it up, man! Oh, no! Turn it down, man! Hey, man, remember the good old days? You know war, protest? Go into jail! Well, man, we found this new album called Freedom Rock.

It's got all those great songs we used to group to back then. Just listen! I stand, whoa! Don't you want to stop to everything? Rock has it all, man! 40 original rock hits by the original artists!

On four records, three cassettes or two CDs. Here's more! In the white verses, you see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. I've seen fire and I've seen rain, sunshine go away today.

Free to get freedom rock too! Four records or three cassettes are only $19.95. Two CDs, only $24.95. Here's how to order! Call toll free 1-800-323-1900 or save COD fees by sending 1995 for four records or three cassettes or 24-95 for two compact discs.

Plus $3 shipping and handling two, Freedom Rock 6278 North Federal Highway, Sweet 159-CIX, Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Monday, late night on Remington Steel. Know what it's about? I can only imagine. It's about a novel way to commit murder.

I know whoever wrote the third book killed Mitchell Knight. Can Steel write the final chapter? I don't know who did it. What? What do you mean you don't know who did it? You always know who did it.

Then on the paper chase... You don't want to study law, you want to have an affair! Logan's being harassed and no one believes her. Nobody came onto you, nobody's hands were all over you. Monday beginning at 11 Eastern, 8 Pacific, only on the Family Channel.

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What's wrong with my suit? It doesn't suit you! Live in Britannia. This... What do you remember about Thursday? I remember R.M.F. How dare! I remember W.R.M.F. Let the record show. W.R.M.F. Why do you remember W.R.M.F.?

Yellow Copter Traffic Report and Kevin Kitchens in the morning. Three seconds! Three seconds! Remember R.M.F. W.R.M.F. Aha! How can you tell the copter's yellow on the radio? The family channel is standin' tall with our weekends at the westerns.

We're ridin' high with the action-packed Simmeron Strip and journey across the plains with wagon train. Lucas McCain fights for justice in the rifleman and watch Matt Dillon clean up Dodge City in Gunsmooth. Then follow the saga of the Barkley family in the Bayt Valley and discover the treasures of Bonanza.

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