The Gun in Betty Lou's Handbag

She was just a quiet housewife. She's going through some hormonal changes. Shut up, Alex! Until she confessed to a murder she didn't commit. I'm guilty. And became the talk of the town. It's always the quiet ones.

Officer Perkins, how will do you know your wife? My whole life flash before my eyes! So I pulled the trigger! I want to believe him. I really do. Now this sweet little librarian. That's Betty Lou Parkins. Hell, I don't go labber enough.

Is it the center of attention? Put your hands on! And on top of the world. People have always gotten the wrong idea about me. I can live with her. The gun in Betty Lou's handbag.

She almost killed me in the bathroom!