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I Love You, Alice B. Toklas

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1968 · 2 min · 260 words

The transcript of “I Love You, Alice B. Toklas”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1968. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Kitchen guru, loop on your love beads and we'll pass on a few hints from the grooviest cookbook ever. At first, pick around in the shelves there until you find something with a picture on it. That's it.

Now, pour it in a pot. Any old pot will do. Lay on an egg and a little loo and you're switched on. Now comes the magic moment. Stop and think, have we got a secret ingredient?

Ooh, have we? Just shake it in liberally, and you'll be surprised how much these Alice B. Toklas brownies can add a psychedelic aspect to any occasion. Looks like a nice brownie, huh? Oh, it's just really good.

One more. Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Ha ha ha! See what it can do, and you'll sail along with us. I love you, Alice B. Toklas. I knew what was in those brownies. Thank Alice Beetokles, service.

She told my parents and the chunkeys, you bake up a few of these little old brownies for your place and just wait and watch the kind of changes it makes. These I love you Alice Beetokles Brownies are the brownies that sent Peter Sellers off.

It's a morna. It sends Peter Sellers off into new territory with Lee Taylor Young. Hey Harold, what are you trying to do to me kill your mother? No, I'm wearing the traditional burial outfit of the Hopi Indians. It's beautiful Foley was a Catholic not an Indian where are you going, but you've never met mr. Foley

But I've never been to a funeral

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