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Gas-s-s-s (trailer, 1970)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1970 · 3 min · 215 words

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You see, neurons begin dying off in everyone over the age of 25, and that's when this gas gets them. It causes death from instant old age. Please get them done. I'm gonna get it on.

We can do it here. Well, boys. I'm first. I'm the oldest. My kel. You're first, Johnny. This is none of your business. I'm the... I should have something to say. I'm falling down like a born and reigned I looked at you and then I knew my life was gonna change Godhead, will the real God please face up for me

This is the real God speaking of the Five Two Why don't you make up a beautiful word for love, matey? I have to know it's police brutality really, sir Only on Friday Melissa, are you pregnant or something?

Yes It's fine Mitch Ryder and the Detroit wheels played the ass for dough. I'm a Texas Ranger. Remember, we always get our man. No, that's the Mounties. We don't like your type of these parts, kid.

You're the unwashed hippie and our kids coming into Texas. Texas, man. This is New Mexico. No wonder I feel so uneffectual. I'm out of my natural environment. I feel the sign coming on. That was a hell of a sign.

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