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Africa Screams (trailer)

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm not here! It's easy, Sammy. It's just a harmless little kitten. Buzz, I'm scared of that. What is the way of looking at his face? I can't understand why you have this terrible fear of animals in you.

What is it? When I was a little baby, I was scared by my piggy bank. I'm sorry, but that book is out of print. In fact, we sold the last one some time ago. Oh, dear, I was afraid of that.

I've been to every bookstore in the city. There's a map in that book that I'd give $2,500 for. Allow me to introduce Stanley Livingston, one of the world's greatest wild game hunters. Oh, wow. How exciting! Why game hunters are my weakness?

This is really a thrill, Mr. Livingston. So nice meeting you too, but I'm really not. It might interest you to know that, uh, when Mr. Cuddleford wrote Doc Safari, Mr. Livingston was right there. Wonderful!

Good to see you.

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