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Martial Arts B-Movie Trailers

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It dudes and foxy ladies, look out. Here comes the meanest mother in town. Shadow of the dragon. Not since Bruce Lee has the screen, seems such a skull of busting action. It's every thrill in the book and then some shadow of the dragon takes on all comers.

More action and excitement than you could pack into a lifetime. The fight! The fight! The fight! The fight! The fight! The fight! He tears him up piece by piece. Shadow of the Dragon comes hot and strong, like King Kong.

Video international martial arts champion, tears him apart. He's rough, tough, and hard to bluff. No, I is quick enough. No hand is tough enough. No dude is mean enough to get him. One dude or an army.

makes no difference to the Shadow of the Dragon. Big or small, he gets them all. So you can get down and do it in the Shadow of the Dragon. Comes a new American superstar, 16 years in the martial arts, seventh degree black belt, and four times world champion.

Introducing Ron Van Cleek as the Black Dragon. We said enough, now we'll let him do the talking. Are you clean? Black dragon, rougher, tougher and stronger than anything you've seen before. None of that jumping around and flying through the air, because this is the real shit.

Also starring Jason Pippa, the flashiest come-from fighter of the Orient. His style is smooth and deadly. His words are few but final. Finally, also starring the Latin Tera Jorge Estraga. Watch out! Cat-like speed, you know he takes care of business real quick.

Run Van Cleek and Jason Pypow, a one-two combination that's hard to beat. And when we say quick, we mean quick. Big mothers are his specialty. A blockbuster of a motion picture. Don't miss it. It'll be exploding in this theater soon.

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