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Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1975 · 1 min · 205 words
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Boys. Elegant John is a man with a dream. All I want to do is take one last run. One last perfect run carrying load all the way across company. But to make his dream come true, he's going to need help from some old friends.
Good evening, gentlemen. Welcome to my house. Hi, how are you? And a lot of luck. Well, if we didn't have bad luck, we wouldn't have no luck at all. Because between here and where he wants to go, There's going to be some serious roadblocks.
You can't haul nothing to confiscated track. I confiscated it back. And lots of crazy people. You know what I'm saying? I mean, we're in trouble. Count the daddy little chickens. Daddy foxes, wait. Daddy John, my God.
What are they going to do? Leave me alone. I'm married. You know what I'm saying? What the hell are we doing anyway? Oh, I hear a swatch out for elegant John nickel bust your legs, man.
You get in my way again, I'll kill you. You hear me? You think we can keep dodging the cops? For a while. Now's the time for all of you to come to the aid of your hero.
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