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Are you a hippie? Well... You might say so. Right on. You're a beautiful one. Let me tell you something, baby. You must have heard of the Vietnam War.
They turned me into a murdering machine. Aaaah! Now you know why I bum around, trying to run away. Run away from this stinking world. A push on the button and we are forced to run to our deaths. A push on the button and we shoot people.
A push on the button and we have turned into wild animals. Next time I see you up, bust your ugly faces open. I'm looking for a place far away from everything. A place where I can live with a bunch of people who think like me.
An absolute free life in an absolutely isolated place. Far away from this civilization and culture of violence. Without clothes. Without governments. And without borders. Free! I know these creeps, they're after me. Murders! From now on, where one family will be free.
Freedom! Free! The only sounds that are coming out of this place will be those of song, joy, and laughter! Man, how does it feel to be completely free at last? Man, I feel really turned on.
World, you're so full of shit! You're so badly contaminated that it's impossible to find a corner free of smell Shucks Shucks What's gonna happen to us now shit? It's the really bad scene. We're in a very serious situation All these bloody creeps around Isolated island no food nothing no water The girls will go mad. We're going to dry up in the Sun
We are going to rot away. You're going too far, baby. Don't give me any more of your bullshit. Cool it. Big shit. Shut your ass. I hate you! The day of reckoning will come. I'll kill ya!
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