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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 18, 2026 · 2 min · 96 words
The transcript of “The Return of the Living Dead (trailer)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts first broadcast October 18, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Something strange is going on. Night? Sure. How many did you say? 100.
And now the question is, how do we get them back into the ground? We have a little problem. Boiler! Time! Because technically, you're not alive. Why do you eat people?
My people. How do you kill something that's already dead? Well, I don't want to know Fred. I don't know everything. It's not a bad question, Bert. In that movie they destroyed the brain to kill us and we're taking it.
The brain's right! Service. How about your day? Stand more cops.
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