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Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1978 · 2 min · 238 words
The transcript of “Return of the Saint (TV theme)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1978. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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And since City, one man has inherited an old casino. Uncle Franco dragged me. I guess I'm his only survivor in the military. What do you do with the old casino? I think it'd be a cool place to hang out.
But some legacies will not be forgotten. The universe here, the mysterious massacre. Five people were killed here that night. One of them was a mob guy named Roy Donahue. He wants revenge. Because you're Uncle Wack.
Does that deal? I'm the last surviving one. What they soon discover are phantoms of the past. 40 years ago he did me wrong, I.O.M. They've returned to collect an old debt. It's not a very good idea to make me angry.
Aah! You guys love me out of here! All you gotta do is win. But in this casino, all bets are off. We need to leave right now. You're also on here and if you're uncle's debts, I'm here to collect.
And the price of fortune is your soul. Sounds like the house could have lost. Sid Heg, in Casino of the Down. What's going down besides beer?
A bull. Bull. Man, I'll turn this place into a car wash. The schnetz-mole mickaboo. Got more taste in beer. More quality ingredients than premium beer. Bull does have more taste in beer. What is the proof that's not for you?
And you'll be mad Does it like the ball?
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