North Dallas Forty (trailer)

Be a once me to adjust to sitting on the bench. Hell, I'll die on the bench. It's a sense of the team winning if I don't survive, huh? You'll survive. Well, really? You know what I do?

I pull for the other team, so we'll give me a hand. Be a left, pull me in. That's weird. There's a theme that runs through all this data, Phil. It's immaturity. You're immaturity, you lack seriousness.

Yeah, I'm sorry if my immaturity has offended you. Now, honestly, try to change. And when you do start me, I'll make you glad you did. North Dallas 40. You're moving any slower, you'd be going backwards.

Very funny, Elliot. Very funny. Yeah, I'm very funny, yeah. I do! That's your intent. That's real devotion. You remind me of the magnificent missionaries of history. Okay, I know I'm not... It's not your time to say.

But I have to be more of a philosopher. I want to mingle with a little people. Nick Nolte and Mac Davis. North Dallas, 40. We have girls every time. Quarterback sandwich. Ah, Max is gross.

Not gross. That's gross. Oh, they got the blood up there, oh yeah. It's an old story, boy, neat sport. Oh, I love happy endings. The difference between good and great is that much. I thought he came from all those funny little fields we took.

A bag of marijuana? Maybe you ought to take some vitamins. We have some extreme banana thas do. A little magazine. Well, I'm having chocolate pudding. Breakfast with champions there. Two damn much beat 12. That's what comes when that concentrated.

Now that's concentration, Elliot. Well, I'm just getting to the weird part. To the left! You part? You part? Turn on pictures. Presents a Clank Your Blonde's production. North Dallas, 40. Wait till you see the weird part.