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I am Dracula. A moment ago, I stumbled upon a most amazing phenomenon. Something so incredible. I mistrust my own judgement. Look. Dracula, the very mention of the name brings to mind things so evil, so fantastic, so degrading.
You wonder if it isn't all a dream, a nightmare. Raff. Raff. Millions of them. But no, this is no dream. This is Dracula, the original terrifying story of a miniac, and a man who lived after death, lived on human blood, took the form of a vampire bat, and lord innocent girls to a fate truly worse than death
Dracula? what? what they done to you today? tell me what they done
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