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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1978 · 96 min · 13,220 words
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The Hazard County, where the Dukes of Hazard, Go and Luke, Duke, and Cousin Daisy, will do anything for a good time, a good cause, or a good woman. Whelan Jennings tells the story of the Dukes of Hazard, starting Friday, January 26th.
Hello, I'm Jacqueline. Be a friend, won't you? Get comfortable. And get ready for something you'll like. This is the perfect moment for Martini and Rossi Red on the rocks. Here, try it. I knew you'd like it.
Yes, it's a wine, but with a taste all its own. Perfect for parties or times like this. Martini! Some mornings there's a little monster in all of us. Morning, Fred. And until that first cup of coffee we can all be pretty beastly.
Morning, Fred. That's when your 7-Eleven store can be a life saver. Good morning, Grand. With a good cup of fresh, fruit hot coffee to perk up your morning. Eleven coffee brings out the best of the beast in you.
Hey, whoa! From a doomed planet in a distant galaxy to a fantastic underground hideaway from the fortress of solitude to the bustling city room of the daily planet. Look, up on the screen. It's Superman.
Superman. The movie. Rated PG. Now playing. From the author of Book Cassidy and the Sundance Kid comes Mr. Horn. He was ordered to track down and capture Geronimo. More than a legend, he was a man.
You could be very nice. David Carradine. Karen Black. And Richard Widmark star in Mr. Horn. His story is more than just another Western. Thursday at 8.7 Central and Mount. You're probably still asleep when I'm not exercising these thoroughbreds.
My morning goes so fast I can't always take time for a regular breakfast. But I have a good one. Car Nation Instant Breakfast. Mixed with milk, it gives me all the nutrition of this bacon and egg meal in just seconds. In a hurry, don't worry with Car Nation Instant Breakfast.
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