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The transcript of “Paternity (TV trailer, 1981)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1981. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I want you to have my baby, I want you to be the mother of my son! But he doesn't want to get married. Me? He'd do a service. I'd pay you for it. It's a business transaction company, Brian.
Do I have to live with you? Next thing you know, they're gonna be asking me to take my pants down. Oh, not yet. I, uh, think it's good to get these things out of me open.
Brut Reynolds, Infaternity, Rated PG. Start Spryty Man's National Westward Man's Chinese Holler. Here we go.
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