Hell Up in Harlem (trailer, 1973)

Nothing takes its off life. Doxima Medi-kip-k-chi. End of our Channel 85 broadcast cycle. At this time, we are proudly required to present our community spokesman for the religion of your choice.

And now, Rear Reverend Sport Trenkelberg will give up this day. Good morning, or good evening, or good afternoon. How difficult to know what time it is when you're locked in a tiny room with artificial lights.

Let me scare you with a little story. A fruit underwent a Danish operation and became a nun. Well every day she went for a quick dip in the same canal outside of the monastery. One day unable to kick her habit, he dove in and dragged down by the heavy black garments, drowned and was found by a fisherman of a different faith who happened by.

He was a common man, and when he asked his God or devil why this had not happened to him, he got no reply. And so he took her shoes and walked away, preferring not to get involved.

Then what are we afraid of? Fear like pain may just be God's way of hurting us. Good bless you and good night.