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Carter's Little Liver Pills (commercial)

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Soooo! You have a C64 service. I'm going to call a manager. Take it easy, Walt. What's mostly wrong is your grouse. I'm sorry, Phil, but my digestion is so upset. What you may need for your poor digestion is something that works after nature's own order.

Try Carter's little liver pills. Good advice. When your digestion is upset and you feel headache-inheritable, take Carter's little liver pills. You see each day nature normally produces about two pints of a vital digestive use to help digest your food.

If nature fails, your food may remain undigested, leaving you headache and irritable. To feel cheerful and happy again, take Carter's little liver pills. They increase the flow of this vital digestive juice quickly, often in as little as 30 minutes, and you're on the road to feeling better.

Don't defend on artificial aids to counteract indigestion. When Carter's little liver pills aid digestion after nature's own orders. Take Carter's little liver pills. . . . . . .

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