All Women Are Bad (trailer, 1960s)

All women are bad. And here's the picture that proves it. Any place that has people has women. Delicious. Rock. Skimmy. An ivy. Every place in the world. Only in the wilderness alone can man truly be free of their evil ways.

This is the picture that shows them as they really are. Striped bare of all pretentious, and everything else too. I don't think men are angels, especially when there's a woman concerned. It's the so-called fair sex that leads the bond and into every sort of pervert and a magnum.

And this picture proves it. There's nothing too powerful for a pretty girl to get mixed up in. Whether it's down in hippy land, or up in an old Ruay's flat. She's got him by the short hairs, but he usually doesn't even know it.

He may think he's just being appreciative or mildly shocked. Once a girl gets her closet, there's nothing she can't make a man do. They start out perfectly innocently like this. Maybe she just wants him to come up to her apartment to pose for a painting, but it can end up pretty wild.

Yes, sir, all women are back. The impassioners, their lusts, their evil bodies turn the strongest man into jelly. And if you're not so strong, watch out. They only love themselves and sometimes each other. But as for men, that's only at their own convenience.

Here's your chance to see all the bad women in one fill. Girls who have no morals and no stupels. Girls who don't care what they do, or who they do it with, as long as they do it.

Girls who hate men and love each other. Gospels and flirts, teases and saddests, prostitutes, and girls who want to be in show business. They don't care how much they have to show. They have lustful, sensuous girls, blossoming into right womanhood.