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Big Bird Cage (promo)

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Ryder on the rain, the cinema master. Girls of the Big Doll House are busting out again. New world pictures now brings you the Big Bird Cage. An incredible new adventure of beautiful young girls in chains.

Slaves to every woman desire of a cruel mad man. Oh please, make somebody out this time. See the terrible machine that maims tender young bodies and cripples innocent young minds. See the strange and brutal world of men who are only half men, and women who are more than all women.

And admit, nigger to you! Captive women, their natural desires stifled to the bursting point, finally erupting in the scorching climax of violence. So hot with desire they melt the chains that bind them. In the Big Bird Cage, see the Big Bird Cage in color, break it off.

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