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Bamboo Gods & Iron Men (trailer)

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American International presents, Bamboo Gods and Iron Men, From Harlem to Hong Kong, and across the China Sea, where the fate of the world lies in the belly of a knightle. And the naked fist is dead near the net bullet.

They fear the name, the fame and the fury, of Black-Chow Jefferson, The chair. He challenged the master from the martial arts. And hit them right where they lived. In the land of bamboo gods and iron men.

Now, what if the Buddha was more than just a Buddha? What would you have been? I don't know, suppose you tell me. You have a perfect smuggling device. There was nothing in the Buddha. What about the Buddha?

I don't know, but apparently there was something inside it. What would that something be? Umm...man, I haven't got the faintest idea. Who you sound like a man who's trying to hide something? Is it possible that the black man discovered the contents of the Buddha and made a switch?

It's possible. To us, I say, and you won't get hurt. Mr. Jefferson, I've got your wife, and you've got something that I want. I don't know what you want! If you tip the police or mention this to anyone, your wife is as good as dead.

Need immediate assistance. Repeat. Immediate assistance. Cow Jefferson. He matches a left hook and a right cross. Against the skills of a kung buh killer. And beat them at their own little game.

Cow Jefferson. He carved a path of vengeance and violence. Across the land of bamboo gods and iron men. Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and granite grease and just a minute. Mr. Clean will clean your whole house at everything that's in it.

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