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Repo Jake (trailer)

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I repole cars, I'm slick and smooth when I move. All I need is a minute and a screwdriver will do. And if you're late on your payments, this already is what I say. But I must make a living, I take your car, then you're paid.

Yo, I ain't no Einstein, but I ain't no dope. And it's clear to see that we're losing hope. The world has no honor, the world has no plan. But I must stay paid, I take your car for your cash.

New Jake Baxter, how could some of you drive on a slam track with a few of these fans? It's a high speed metal crunching slam dance for cars. It's high steak and highly illegal. It's a sport for suicidal and limited texts, but it's relaxation for repo jake.

We have to take your one a big omelette. And work your way down to our breast, that's it, that's it, that's good, that's real good. Jessica, accent your ass just a little bit, stick it out a little bit baby.

That's right, that's good honey, good, good. Shut up, Cobazaz! Shut up! Shut up! I'm Jake Baxter. You're a friendly repo man.

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