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A.C. Meets the Keystone Cops (trailer)

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Boy, oh boy, we're the old-time movies, funny. Remember the slides? What could be funnier than the Keystone Cops? I'll tell you what could be funnier than the Keystone Cops. You find in the faces its early-day Hollywood and its howling is, and how you'll howl, Starling, Abbot and Costello as you love them best.

Catchy catchy catchy! With Fred Clark, Lynn Barry, Maxi Rosenbloom, C. But in Lou, fall for a heartbreaking plan. See them with famous Max Senate and his bathing duties. But best of all, see them as the wildest, wackiest stuntman that ever turned Hollywood upside down.

Hey, I didn't know you could try to play. I can't, but you're doing a good job? Yes! Who's better? They're shooting real bullets! Up will I hold on?

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