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Vintage Snacks & Treats (commercials)

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Nothing upsets a pickle lover more than a dull, soggy pickle. The lovers always insist on the proud pickle. Hines, no compromise, no shortcuts, no soggy pickle. Hines stops at nothing to give you a pickle that tastes the way no other pickle does.

Crisp, full-bodied, savory. That's what makes Hines the for the best tasting pickle. Wouldn't you be proud? It's not too late to make dessert. Never too late anymore, because now the Jello family of famous desserts brings you new Jello Instant Putting that needs no cooking.

Just add to milk and beat in minutes. This terrific new busy day dessert is ready to eat. Creamy, nourishing, so delicious and so quick. You can make it just before dessert time while the children are clearing the table.

Or let the children make it themselves. It's that easy. You Jell-O instant puttings are at your grocers now. Stock up with the terrific new busy day dessert. You Jell-O instant puttings. Well and B, stranger. Jell-O.

Jell-O brand Jell-O. If it was there, you'd eat it. Yeah, nothing wrong, right? Oh! If it was there, you'd eat it. But the best place for America's favorite dessert is your refrigerator. So to help remind you to make it tomorrow, Pull a box of Jello Brand Jello tonight.

Back to present ancient Chinese pantomime just for fun of it Jello tonight. Back to present small Chinese type baby waiting for dessert. Chinese mother bling baby Jello. Famous Western delicacy. Poor Chinese baby. He unable to tell if this Jello is Tlawbelly, Lasbelly, Jelly, Alan, Shleman, Lime, Apple, Black, Lasbelly, Black, Jelly or Clay.

Jello come in all ten flavours. Poor Chinese baby. But Chinese mother, Bling baby, great Western invention. Spoon. Spoon was invented for eating Jello. Baby, find this is grape jello. Deep dark delicious new flavour. Chinese baby, fairly happy.

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