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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 17, 2026 · 2 min · 278 words
The transcript of “Drive-In of the Damned (spot)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts first broadcast October 17, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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20th Century Fox presents The Dragon Flies, starring a brilliant new master of the martial arts, Jimmy Wang Yu. Unlike any other Kung Fu film you've ever seen, Jimmy Wang Yu is the dragon from Hong Kong, and he really flies high, kicks low.
Yeah! Jimmy takes off after the Australian godfather of dope and leaves a trail of bodies along the way. This country's got a small population and he's getting through them very fast. Master of the martial arts and a masterful lover.
Mm, this is nice. What did you expect? Acupuncture? Jimmy breaks through the man's string of bodyguards. Commence a godfather tapes a grenade in his mouth and gets what he's after. The explosive ending will blow your mind.
What do you do if an uncle? The dragon flies and Jimmy wang you. Check it out! Rated R on the 17 not admitted without Panther. And space agency votes officials as saying that the asteroid now entering our portion of the solar system It poses no threat to Earth.
A freak meteor shower responds a killer man-monster. You've got to scratch or something on your forehead. He's being struck by a light that comes down from the sky. Whatever's struck him from the sky, changed him completely from human form.
He became a demon lizard monster. A beast of ancient legend runs amok, and only Indian magic can halt its rampage. Even a train stopped with a bow and arrow. Not with just any arrow back.
So the Native American warned the unwary. When the night is dark and the moon is high, no man dares to follow the track of the moon beast.
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