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Early 80s TV Commercials

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Maybe the safest place to be. We're Colonial and to us your real special is the working man.

Orging dreams with fire, building, moving mountains, always reaching high. It's the wheels that move a nation, stitching in the seams. He holds it all together. He wears Levi's jeans, cause he knows we still build Levi's jeans.

believe I is G that helped build America. Rather than compare personal computers ourselves, we asked the computers which one was better on the basis of price and memory. The Apple II preferred the Commodore 64. Then we asked the IDM and it picked the Commodore 64. Then the Radio Shack chose the Commodore 64.

That's what we like about our competition. They're so honest. The Commodore 64 What nobody else can give you at twice the price. Burger King presents, Brolyley versus frying. I can't say the McDonald's out. Anybody knows, blame Brolyley, it's finally three to one.

It was on TV, but McDonald's is buying their hamburgers. I don't blame Brolyley. So what are you gonna do? I don't go to Burger King. Here comes Wrangler and he wants a customer. He's hard to beat.

An action's tough. Here comes Ranger and he's one tough customer and he knows what he likes when he sees. Ooh. Know what? Now Wendy's a bacon. Bacon?

Wendy's is making bacon. Introducing Wendy's Bacon Cheeseburger. Crisp lean strips of bacon on top of a Wendy's cheeseburger to become Wendy's new hot and juicy bacon cheeseburger. We're taken! We're taken! So come try, when you're making tea, mother!

We're making faking! We're making faking! We're making faking! There are two kinds of teenagers today. One strives to rack up 30 million points on video games. The other finds it challenging to invent his own game.

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