Hysterical (trailer, 1983)

Sick still. We have temporarily taken over your motion picture screens to bring you the following message. You're doomed! The most horrifying evil powers in the universe are... You talking to me? ...and gonna together to destroy civilization...

...as we don't want to know it. There are only three men in the entire world who could do the impossible. The Hudson brothers. You can't run, you can only need to do it. There is no hope.

Forget it. Nothing can save you. And no one can save them. Except a small pathetic band of hopeless psychhetics. Pay attention. We've got a job to do it, only we can do it. A job of truth.

There are monsters loose. Hons! And we're going to save the world. Disgustingly persuasive. And we can do it. Oh, here? Here we go again! Why? Why? Because we're normed! Are these guys serious? See the Hudson Falls in an outrageous, spectacular assault on your sandwich.

Stop! Stop! Stop! See a cast is simple from the three and a half corners of the graveyard. See the Hudson brothers. They're funnier than Abbot and Castellos. And crazier than the three studiers. In fact, they're historic.

See the Wishing Picture that totally snaps your mind. This Deracle. No, no, no, no. This Deracle.