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Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1962 · 1 min · 163 words
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Backing down from a motor home? Nothing like that. I'm just tired of trying to convince people to wear safety belts. No one's listening. Safety belts save Barbara Mandrell. You're right. Someone listen. Let's hit the road.
You're a hungry partner. Now let's do some donuts on the way in. Good idea. You could learn a lot from a dummy. How are you? I'm so sick. You're the most frightening experience of your life.
They came from within. A motion picture that takes you beyond your wildest nightmares. They came from within. If this picture doesn't make you scream and squirm, you'd better see a psychiatrist. Quick. They came from within. Rated R under 17, not admitted without parrot.
The mists of infinity, they come, rising from the cold damp earth to take what is now theirs. When the moon turns red, the dead shall rise and walk the earth. From the gates of hell, they have finally come.
The gates of hell.
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